Morris N. Shimshak
Emeritus, Card-Carrier

Raphael M. Goldman
Proctor, Late Nite Manager

J. Irving Israel (non-founding)
Headmaster, Chauffeur (Bl.)

Daniel Kennemer
Scout, Consigliare

Joshua Safran
C.O.O., Administrar of Oaths

Joseph H. Schwartz
Whip, Foreign Minister

Sgt. Schlotsky Strolovitch
Scrivener-Archivist, Raconteur

Arieh Leib "Leo Africanus"
Mascot, Golden Calf

The Incorporeal Graham
Officially removed at the Cupertino 2006 quorum, if he ever was an official member, which we're not sure of, which is why he's still listed here.