Date: Sun, 24 Mar 1996 14:35:15 +0300 (IDT) From: Yehoshua Suf To: "Beatle G. Ed" Subject: Sunday afternoon and I feel fine. Its cold as a motherfucker here, like rainy and blah. Went to this Moshav for Shabbat inhabited by Jewish ex-dead heads, who are now Rabbi Shlomo heads. A rather cool and tripped out medley of Hippy torah life. All the kids are bi- lingual, Hebrew and california english, with names like Elion (the most high). Really strange all these hippy kids in the army, speaking english like they are straight out of Santa Cruz, and yet they have never set foot in America. It was woodsy and chill, Im gonna bring my mom their for Pesach seder. Claire was sick for a while, so we didnt have sex much, we are making up for lost time now. It is good. I got this funky 70's tan suit jacket on the Moshav and this lavender button down shirt. Last nigh, we took a shower and then had a sex fiesta and then I slept. My hair looked like I had stuck my finger in a bunch of nuclear power plants' wall sockets. SO I wore my funk outfit and chilled with my hair. Everyone thinks I look really good today. People didnt recognize me. Strange. I cant wait to wear Polyester everyday at Oldberlin. Learned something kinda cool in Geology. A Lacustrine environment is an are where sedimentary rocks are formed at the base of a river, in a lake or other large body of water. In desert environments these bodies of water become large evaporation pools called Playa Lakes. In Arabic, the word for Playa Lake is Chad. The nation called Chad, means "Evaporating Pond where Lacustrine enironments form sedimentary rocks" Im naming my kid Chad. Jahshuahah * * * * * Date: Mon, 13 May 1996 14:19:53 +0300 (IDT) From: Yehoshua Suf To: "Beatle G. Ed" Subject: Blackout blacktop. Um, wow, Ive never come close to that before. At least you didnt like barf fries all over Welsh babes or something. Yeah, so good to know that drinking is going well there. Life is blissful and a little surreal here. The days are warm and pleasant, although occasionally the hot sandy Sharav blows through town smothering everything in desert dust. A strange muffled silence descends and everyone dissappears from the streets. I ride my bike through the storm. I am alone. Claire and I bought a blender together, we are very domestic of late. Shopping, living, studying, sleeping, blending....its all done together. One should never underestimate the glory of fresh blended cold fruit drinks. What to do for the future? Life is good now, I enjoy it. * * * * * Date: Sun, 16 Jun 1996 20:37:20 +0300 (IDT) From: Yehoshua Suf To: lervish Subject: Hey, homestylin. Lervitude, Welcome away from Wales and back to Royal Mt. So whats the summer hold in store for you? Im chillin in the desert, the last of the Mohicans, my drinking buddies are gone, and all the Israelis are studying like mad. Claire is long gone back to Carlina. Went to Tel Aviv About 39 percent of everyone I saw was completely ridiculous, insane, special, or a Black "Hebrew". I have never experienced or witnessed that kind of random chaos and absolute outlandishness ever before in this country. Anyway, had a pleasant day in the Tel Aviv circus....In which Imade this list: The worst things that Jews ever created: 1. Jesus 2. The Greek translation of the Tanach 3. The Nuclear bomb 4. The Tel Aviv central bus station So tell me my friend, you gonna be in Montreal or NY. Im gonna be in New York, about the 6th or so, my friend is driving from Philly via NY to montreal to visit his sister. So hows that for coincidental. Wire me back the lab results. J Someone once said of Kind Herod, "He crawled to the throne like a jackal, ruled like a tiger, and died like a dog."