F TO BE HELD
ð NEW YEAR¼S EVE NEXT Ô
On the Eastern Seaboard of the United States of America
(Possibly New York City? Nu?)
Y The Doctorate of our Illustrious Commander in Chief: Fricative v. Plosive, which is more hilarious?
Y The Life & Times of J. I. Israel, President Pro Tem: What's Been Happenin¼, Man?
Y Lawyers: Why so many, and what purpose do they serve in G-d¼s plan?
Y Other Matters Sundry: Goings on in 2005 and beyond